Driving a Train through your Media Brain

Please, take a wild, mad guess. My postulation:

The donkey, Wonder Woman’s attorney and notary public, reveals his true Ghost form before offering Woman some of his wall oatmeal. However, the foodstuff deciedes a role reversal is the best course of action and attempts to eat our Woman wholesale. But, unbeknownst to both the Donkey and the wall oatmeal, Wonder Woman is a breatharian, in turn breaking down the door to suck in some of those sweet, sweet nutrients.

If any of y’all live in the Los Angeles area, hit me up – I’ll buy you a beer and bloomin’ onion, regardless of age, color or creed (or volition).

A megamix made by myself (I’m Old Crookedhats, as it were) for all my TF2 homies, BFF or otherwise. Titular puns abound, I assure you.

TEAM FORTRACKLIST 2

1. Poetic Introduction (How to Conquer the Video Craze – Curtis Hoard)
2. The Scout (Scatterbrain [Four Tet remix] – Radiohead/Four Tet)
3. Poetic Interlude: One (The Solider – Seven Seasons)
4. The Soldier (Soldier Girl (remix) – RJD2)
5. The Pyro (Love -> Building on Fire – Talking Heads)
6. Poetic Interlude: Two (Into Battle – Julia Renfrom)
7. The Demoman (Sweet Sticky Thing – Ohio Players)
8. The Heavy (A Heavy Dude – Curtis Mayfield)
9. The Engineer (Machine – The Yeah Yeah Yeah’s)
10. Poetic Interlude: Three (Anthem for Doomed Youth – Wilfred Owen)
11. The Medic (Girl You Have No Faith in Medicine – The White Stripes)
12. The Sniper (Boom Boom Boom – John Lee Hooker)
13. The Spy (The Spy – The Doors)
14. Poetic Outlude (We Have Been Here Before – Morris Bishop)

Anyway, I love this game! Healthy or not, the love is there.

“Soft as Chalk” by Joanna Newsom