Craig Ferguson Redeems Everything (with Stephen Fry)

Meant to post this a while back, but the title still retains. The absolute best, the big titties. Stephen Fry is the continual redeemer, and Craig Ferguson is the newly anointed. Deliberately loaded language?

Old Stars I Would Bang: Dixie Carter

Namely for this very video. Though technically not a star (“Dixie Carter is best known for her portrayal as the soft spoken Southerner Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women” (1986)”"), she is old, and I would totally bang her. Namely for this video.

The crazy is a literal intolerable, but I bet she’s wild in the sack. Alas, a negative on the midwestern honey field.

gravityhookHD

A really pip of a timewaster, it exists when you exist. Have only forty-eight seconds of time to dispense? Hit that sheeeeeyit!

For the gamunitiated:

  • Grapple by clicking on a sphere
  • Gain velocity as proximity to sphere increases
  • Gauge optimimity of release to maximize exit velocity

And so on. Green spheres good, blue spheres bombs, grey spheres dead, red spheres death, thusly.

Wonder Woman Battles…

Please, take a wild, mad guess. My postulation:

The donkey, Wonder Woman’s attorney and notary public, reveals his true Ghost form before offering Woman some of his wall oatmeal. However, the foodstuff deciedes a role reversal is the best course of action and attempts to eat our Woman wholesale. But, unbeknownst to both the Donkey and the wall oatmeal, Wonder Woman is a breatharian, in turn breaking down the door to suck in some of those sweet, sweet nutrients.

Dirpy

A website that converts the audio from any youtube video into an mp3. Useful for thieves and digital rapscallions alike. Here’s a free one for you to try, to play on an infinite loop as you fall gently into a bucolic sleep:

Welcome rapsnacks, reepsyoraro, mjsosnaspear, alterweva, dollarozhir, drappybiaxy, WetAntecySott & Arielliana!

If any of y’all live in the Los Angeles area, hit me up – I’ll buy you a beer and bloomin’ onion, regardless of age, color or creed (or volition).

Ginormo Sword

A true delight of something I feel like I would play with Amiga. Clicking and Leveling is about all you need to know here, pardner. Go ahead! Get that big fucking sword!

Old Crookedhats’ Team Fortress 2 Mix

A megamix made by myself (I’m Old Crookedhats, as it were) for all my TF2 homies, BFF or otherwise. Titular puns abound, I assure you.

TEAM FORTRACKLIST 2

  1. Poetic Introduction (How to Conquer the Video Craze – Curtis Hoard)
  2. The Scout (Scatterbrain [Four Tet remix] – Radiohead/Four Tet)
  3. Poetic Interlude: One (The Solider – Seven Seasons)
  4. The Soldier (Soldier Girl (remix) – RJD2)
  5. The Pyro (Love -> Building on Fire – Talking Heads)
  6. Poetic Interlude: Two (Into Battle – Julia Renfrom)
  7. The Demoman (Sweet Sticky Thing – Ohio Players)
  8. The Heavy (A Heavy Dude – Curtis Mayfield)
  9. The Engineer (Machine – The Yeah Yeah Yeah’s)
  10. Poetic Interlude: Three (Anthem for Doomed Youth – Wilfred Owen)
  11. The Medic (Girl You Have No Faith in Medicine – The White Stripes)
  12. The Sniper (Boom Boom Boom – John Lee Hooker)
  13. The Spy (The Spy – The Doors)
  14. Poetic Outlude (We Have Been Here Before – Morris Bishop)

Anyway, I love this game! Healthy or not, the love is there.

Grant Morrison on Deconstruction in Comic Books

Song of the Moment: Soft as Chalk

Soft as Chalk” by Joanna Newsom