From Abstruse Goose. The rest of these aren’t very good (in fact, they’re pretty damn awful – like a math dweeb 17-year-old Perry Bible Fellowship, without the humor or quality), but this one hits right where the heart is.
You know, for reference purposes. As in, I made/lost seventeen septillion dollars this past quarter. Yotta, yotta yotta. Or, I’ve had seventeen septillion Russian spammers flooding the message boards with good jokes and cialis links. Yotta.