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And Now, It’s Time to Learn the Theremin

I’m not posting these for the purpose of derision (at least, I think I’m not…), I’ve just always found the theremin strangely compelling, the same way I find this individual strangely compelling. It’s metaphysically analogous to the way dog owners resemble their pets, only it’s this guy and a theremin. Again, not necessarily derision, just…slack jawed fascination?

Also want to put in there that, after blasting through a few of these, the theremin looks like a bitch to play. That’s probably what’s continually stopping me from deriding; base respect. (?)

BONUS KILL STARE VIDEO

A Legitimate, Entire Turkish Dub of Amadeus

The way these people speak. I was furious at the potentitiallity of it being some horrible Something Awful meme (like that one with the Hobbits, where the man giggles to Frodo moving in slow motion. I linked to it so you [all] wouldn’t think I was just being a jackass) until I realized it was legitimate, and which point my anger switch to eye gaping astonishment.

Improving Asinine Classical Music Jokes

Instrument: Viola

What do you call someone who plays the viola?
A violator!

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IMMEDIATELY IMPROVED JOKE

What do you call someone who plays the viola?
Unemployed.

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A CLASSICAL MUSIC JOKE IN NEED OF NO IMPROVEMENT

How can you tell you’re kissing a french horn player?
She keeps trying to stick her fist up your ass.

Improving Asinine Classical Music Jokes

Instrument: Viola

What’s the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up an onion!

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IMMEDIATELY IMPROVED JOKE

What’s the difference between a viola and an onion?
Onion’s aren’t delicious.