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Hey, all you dough-eyed children out there; are you a culturally-aware expectation-busting video-artist? Then submit your shit for exhibition in the Guggenheim! Who knows, you could be the next Ryan Trecartin (goddamn, does that motherlover jangle my nerves!).
Deadline to enter is July 31st, 2010.
DON’T CLICK HERE (unless you consider otherwise)
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So:
I posted the above link for two reasons.
ONE: If Jesus blesses Christians and Google blessed this woman, Google is newJesus.
TWO: A visit to the site itself (the excessivity of the caveats was born from a desire to justify the size of the deployment of the Caps key) reads like a “Dummies Guide For Idiots to Snookering Dumb Idiots amidst the Technological Malaise.” Repeated uses of the words “Google” and “Blog.” Pictures of checks, and people holding checks. Smaller pictures of those check-pictureless posters picture’s heads. Lots of links where links aren’t usually located. Disneyworld.
Fuck it.
Not quite as wonderful as the alpha, but in the same realm of the unnameable.
Can YOU solve the nomen-riddle? First person to leave the correct answer (root media) in the comments section gets a personalized song from me. The first one wrong gets a punch in the head.
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