Driving a Train through your Media Brain

Wow – two of the greatest presentations of high-cinema in back to back posts!

Facetious. I included the trailer above, so you (the omnibus passengers) can decide whether you’d like to strap into this robot suit and fight the Russians for Alaska or not. I really hope that when that pig in lipstick mentioned seeing Russia from her homestead, she really meant she patrols the borders from Alexander in her giant red mech. I will now forever assume that was her veiled meaning. In fact, I’ve now opened a Dan Brown-esque pantheon of possibilities in puzzling out her purported statements by means of late 80′s/early 90′s schlock cinema!… that last sentence reads like it should be pursed out by Burgess Meredith, from lips held tight round a cigarette holder. Wheeh, wheeh, wheeh.

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Quite seriously, you all need to fuck off. The only comments I receive anymore are ninety-five cialis order Ohio and suggestions for good jokes. I spit all over your sad standard faces.

You know, for reference purposes. As in, I made/lost seventeen septillion dollars this past quarter. Yotta, yotta yotta. Or, I’ve had seventeen septillion Russian spammers flooding the message boards with good jokes and cialis links. Yotta.

I’m going to build you all a forum on my primary website, so you don’t have to converse through the Rorschach post. I appreciate all your patronage, poems and underwhelming offers to buy my site for $10 – to put it simply, you’ve earned it. Congratulations! Bizzare Russian Forum, ho.

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FREE TRANSLATION

Я собираюсь строить Вас всех форум по моему первичному вебсайту, таким образом Вы не должны разговаривать через пост Rorschach. Я оцениваю весь ваш патронаж, поэмы и не приводящие в восторг предложения купить мой участок за 10 $ – чтобы поместить это просто, Вы заработали это. Поздравления!